Wednesday, February 09, 2005

UPDATE: Free (Legal) Music on the Web

Here's some more music to enjoy:

Kyler England - Flash Jukebox

Rachel Yamagata - Flash Jukebox

Damien Rice - Streaming Video

Matt Nathanson - Flash Jukebox

The Animators - MP3s

Noe Venable - MP3s
(Noe's latest album only has samples, but the other albums have full-length MP3s)

Death Cab For Cutie - MP3s

Blu Sanders - MP3s

Jen Chapin - Flash Jukebox
(click on the 'Music' link at the bottom - when you get to the music page, click on 'listen' beside any song, at the bottom of the page you will be asked which media player you would like to use)

Emily Curtis - M3Us

Greg Tannen - MP3s

Corrinne May - Flash Jukebox
(after entering the site, click on the flash player in the upper right-hand corner)

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

I Lack the Physical Ability to Be in the NFL but I More Than Make Up for It With My Innovation in the Area of Touchdown Celebrations.

by Peter Haas
(courtesy of McSweeney's)

Run to local church, convert to Catholicism, then run back to end zone and make the sign of the cross.

Write "paragon of athletic achievement" in the air with my hand.

Shimmy up goalpost, refuse to come back down.

Jog victory laps around referee.

Calmly pull football apart at the seams.

Dump cooler of Gatorade on myself.

Enter press box, write article praising my performance.

Take out cell phone hidden in padding on goalpost, call up fire department, and tell them there's a man on fire at the stadium. Add, "It's me! Get it? Get it?!"

Break dance in attempt to outdo celebrating member of other team.